...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
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