Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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