You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
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