if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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