Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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