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Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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