dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
you made out with another girl for some wings
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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