While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
Quick, to the slutcave!
She announced her abortion via fbk
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
Randomize
