just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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