Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
Randomize
