So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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