I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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