Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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