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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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