is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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