Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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