its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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