Walk of Shame today included voting.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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