it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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