One girl and one boy is just not enough.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
Randomize
