she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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