I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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