please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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