I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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