Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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