That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
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