haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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