But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
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