is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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