i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
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