i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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