I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Sponge bath it is.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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