well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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