no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Randomize
