That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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