Where are you?
In a non slutty way
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
Randomize
