Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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