? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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