Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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