In the future we'll all be gay
I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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