how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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