Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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