dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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