Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Do vagina's smell?
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
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