Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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