I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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