If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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