so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
Randomize
