My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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