i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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