So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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