Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Have you finally orgasmed yet?
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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