PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
Randomize
