We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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