his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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