so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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