Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
Randomize
