one might say we're banned from that church
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
