At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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