Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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